Tuesday, July 28, 2015

The Women's Game


THE WOMEN’S GAME

This is a rather peculiar game
It really does not have a name

It's simple to play as a game should be
You just do as you're told, you see

So now if you'll please give me your attention
We'll put an end to this suspension

In the end, whoever scores the most
Will receive a prize of which to boast

Now since you're all fashionable girls
Give yourself 5 if you have any pearls

You may add 3 if your toes peek out
And earrings will give you 2 more to shout

Score yourself 5 if you show any red
Add 6 more for a curl on your head

Now before you think you are going to win
Take away 2 for each safety pin

Give yourself 6 if your pants are tight
Add 1 for a scarf which is just about right

Add 5 more if your shoes are black
And take away 3 for a zipper in back

Now count all your buttons, for each you get 2
And take away 1 for each button that's blue

Give yourself 5 if your heels are high
And why not take 10 for the green in your eye

10 more points for a rose on your clothes
Take away 5 if you forgot to wear hose

This is the end...there isn't anymore

Who is the lucky lady with the highest score?


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